August 2012
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I wake to see the world go wild: Once on a yellow... →
hovvasta:
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called it “Chops” because that was the name of his dog And that’s what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star And his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his aunts That was the year…
mum: hurry up i have to be somewhere
me: yanks plugs out of all electronic equipment to speed up shut down sprints out house half dressed and breaks speed limits running to car
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me: hey mum i really have to be on time for this thing
mum: cleans entire house waters plants redecorates bedrooms applies for american citizenship runs for usa presidency starts a gambling ring purchases zimmer frame crawls to car forgets car keys has to crawl all the way back in house
Anonymous asked: why is the starbucks milk terrible? and you're making such a weird face with your mouth in your photo! if you were more relaxed it would be super pretty
I updated my theme. It looks almost exactly like the old theme, go figure.
